If your husband says, "Let's retile the bathroom..."

...it may end up looking like this...

...and your living room may end up looking like this...

... and this...

...and your front yard may end up looking like this...

...and your driveway may end up looking like this...

...and YOU may end up looking like this!
...and you may have to move up to the apartment above the shop for a "week." (I'm planning on two months...??)
Ah, the joys of living in the "Historic District" with 70 year old plumbing!